May 2013
16 posts
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May 21st
344 notes
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May 21st
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Let’s play a game.  It’s called how many pain pills can I take in a day before I die from liver failure
May 8th
7 tags
May 7th
2 tags
May 2nd
3,803 notes
1 tag
May 2nd
275 notes
May 2nd
620,515 notes
3 tags
May 2nd
3,547 notes
2 tags
May 2nd
951 notes
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May 2nd
40 notes
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May 2nd
774 notes
May 2nd
10,099 notes
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May 2nd
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April 2013
27 posts
1 tag
Apr 27th
2,766 notes
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Apr 27th
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Vampire Defense
finishingschoolbooks: A difficult lesson, but necessary. Any reputable school ought to offer at least one course in vampire defense. Eton has three.
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
1,278 notes
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Apr 25th
53 notes
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Apr 25th
13 notes
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Do you have a reading problem?
You may have a reading problem if you… Feel guilty or ashamed about your reading. Lie to others or hide your reading habits. Have friends or family members who are worried about your reading. Need to read in order to relax or feel better. “Black out” or forget what you did while you were reading. Regularly read more than you intended to. Common signs and symptoms of reading abuse...
Apr 21st
2 notes
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Apr 20th
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I have arm muscles now.  Even though they’re tiny, I am super proud.  I am infant buff~
Apr 20th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 13th
41 notes
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Apr 13th
125 notes
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
444 notes
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I need to pick up some SPF 1000 sunscreen
Apr 12th
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All I’ve been eating this week is congee, bruschetta, and Red Bull.  At what point do I need to start eating like an adult?
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
6,707 notes
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Apr 11th
4 tags
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
1,280 notes
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Apr 10th
19,304 notes
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Apr 10th
30 notes
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Apr 6th
1 note
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Apr 6th
109 notes
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Apr 6th
514 notes
March 2013
29 posts
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what’s the point of cleaning if everything’s just going to get dirty again
Mar 28th
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I want to cook even though my knees ache, all the dishes are dirty, and I have no desire to eat
Mar 27th
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Sweet potato gnocchi
Let’s talk about gnocchi.  What is gnocchi, you might ask.  Very good question.  It’s a dumpling that is sometimes made with potato And yesterday as I was doing the work thing, I thought to myself “My goodness, pasta sounds delicious.  Sweet potato also sounds delicious.”  So I was all like, “Yo, why not make some sweet potato gnocchi?  It’s practically...
Mar 27th
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What kind of moron sautes something in extra virgin olive oil
Mar 26th
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th