May 2013
16 posts
2 tags
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Let’s play a game. It’s called how many pain pills can I take in a day before I die from liver failure
7 tags
2 tags
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
April 2013
27 posts
1 tag
1 tag
Vampire Defense
finishingschoolbooks:
A difficult lesson, but necessary. Any reputable school ought to offer at least one course in vampire defense. Eton has three.
2 tags
1 tag
3 tags
5 tags
Do you have a reading problem?
You may have a reading problem if you…
Feel guilty or ashamed about your reading.
Lie to others or hide your reading habits.
Have friends or family members who are worried about your reading.
Need to read in order to relax or feel better.
“Black out” or forget what you did while you were reading.
Regularly read more than you intended to.
Common signs and symptoms of reading abuse...
1 tag
I have arm muscles now. Even though they’re tiny, I am super proud. I am infant buff~
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
5 tags
I need to pick up some SPF 1000 sunscreen
All I’ve been eating this week is congee, bruschetta, and Red Bull. At what point do I need to start eating like an adult?
3 tags
4 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
March 2013
29 posts
3 tags
what’s the point of cleaning if everything’s just going to get dirty again
1 tag
I want to cook even though my knees ache, all the dishes are dirty, and I have no desire to eat
3 tags
Sweet potato gnocchi
Let’s talk about gnocchi. What is gnocchi, you might ask. Very good question. It’s a dumpling that is sometimes made with potato
And yesterday as I was doing the work thing, I thought to myself “My goodness, pasta sounds delicious. Sweet potato also sounds delicious.” So I was all like, “Yo, why not make some sweet potato gnocchi? It’s practically...
3 tags
What kind of moron sautes something in extra virgin olive oil
3 tags
3 tags